Reader, I have gibbed. If Guitar Hero can be considered gibbing. For some inexplicable reason, I'm just not into console games. If it has a joystick or a controller, it's not my thing. I even resisted guitar hero for weeks.

No longer. Granted, I'm not as badass as Autercakes or the Lad, but I can now not only happily head bob along, knitting away as they rule the school, but I will also avail them of the guitar so they may refuel (read: drink, as we've noted a distinct improvement in scores the drunker we are) and I rip through 'Hey You' en route to a new high score.

I'll point out this means there are now two things I do that I said I would be too clummish for: gaming, and knitting.